Canal Walk Woolworths mouse dies from a heart attack after seeing cheese prices.

Mickey "Igundane" Maus, a father of 32 has tragically died from a heart attack while browsing the Woolworths aisles. He stumbled upon the dairy section to 'buy' their weekly cheese when he spotted the prices and instantly fell to the ground. DEAD! The cleaning staff found him weeks later after investigating a smell oddly close the that of the specialty cheese section.

Mrs. Maus, pregnant with another 6 beautiful mice, had the following to say: "I laid a complaint at the SAMRC (South African Mice Rights Commission), for far too long have these shops trampled on our mouse rights. This is pure speciesism! They know that we are solely reliant on the Dairy section and then they go and shock us with these ridiculous price increases. We need to take this to the streets! Mouse life matters!"