Degenerate ex-president Jacob Zuma found the cure for Covid-19

The ex-president of South Africa has found an alternative to all the vaccines that is costing the world billions of Dollars. He didn't stumble his way to this cure, he set out to find it.

When the not-so-honorable ex-president first heard of this outbreak he knew it might be his chance to make up for all the heartache he caused during his tenure as corruption-in-chief. It took Mr. Zuma months of careful consideration. Zuma even held recent brainstorming sessions with the likes of Julius Malema & Bheki Cele at his house in Nkandla

to make sure they don't spread fake rumors about possible cures.

Jacob could be heard on a recent Joe Rogan podcast saying this about the cure: "Joe... Joe.. Listen properly... Listen properly. If you take a shower neh... When you had Coronavirus... Then like other virus... If you are done with shower the virus is gone. We checked the numbers Joe... You have 99 hundred one millions and 53 point 97 percent less chance of dying from coronavirus after a shower."