Pregnant schoolchildren confused by sex and fruit salad

The office of Public Health and Family Planning was rocked this morning by threats of legal action and accusations of miscommunication by the parents of Liefie Botha and Bongani "Spyker" L'Amour, both of Bez Valley.

Liefie and Bongani will soon be proud parents after following the teachings of Family Planning Officials at their local school, surprisingly falling pregnant even after carefully putting a condom on a banana and leaving it on the night stand during a bit of private time.

Bongani commented, "I am very disappointed in these teachings. We are always putting new condoms over the banana or even on the cookamba, like we are taught at school, but Liefie is now pregnant. This is a problem for us."

An official spokesperson at the office of Public Health and Family Planning said, "Haibo. It is not our fault, everybody knows girls are more at risk of falling pregnant than boys. This cannot be helped."

The Botha's and L'Amour families have decided to embrace the future together, despite the failings of their Education System. We at News420 wish them all the best.