South Africa to introduce oxygen tax

Due to financial constraints and the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic, the South African government and Minister of finance have decided to tax people for breathing.

Tito Mboweni explained on Twitter:

The DA had the following to say: "This time, the ANC has gone too far!"

EFF comrade Julius Malema was really happy with this initiative until he realized this tax does not only apply to white people but all people that earn more than R300 000 per annum.